staff:

Bad news. A major vulnerability, known as “Heartbleed,” has been disclosed for the technology that powers encryption across the majority of the internet. That includes Tumblr.

We have no evidence of any breach and, like most networks, our team took immediate action to fix the issue.

But this still means that the little lock icon (HTTPS) we all trusted to keep our passwords, personal emails, and credit cards safe, was actually making all that private information accessible to anyone who knew about the exploit.

This might be a good day to call in sick and take some time to change your passwordseverywhere—especially your high-security services like email, file storage, and banking, which may have been compromised by this bug.

You’ll be hearing more in the news over the coming days. Take care.

*syarat dan ketentuan berlaku

I can only stalk, because you wouldn’t talk.
@catwomanizer

1. You own maybe one pair of heels (nothing higher than like, three inches), and they’re black, four or five years outdated, and reserved for funerals and maybe weddings if they are at night and you’re reasonably confident no one will notice. Besides you can always trade them in for flip flops after a few drinks, right?

2. Your wardrobe consists primarily of t-shirts (mostly in men’s sizes) and faded jeans with real holes, not manufactured ones. You also probably own a disturbing amount of hoodies.

3. You tend to agree with men who say eye lash curlers look like torture devices. And the one time a friend convinced you to use one, after you’d painfully pinched the super sensitive skin of your eye lid half a dozen times, you were pretty confident you couldn’t tell the difference.

4. Your nail polish, if you’re even wearing any, is usually chipping or in varying degrees of chipped.

5. At the bar, you never order ‘cute’ or ‘cool’ drinks. Words like ‘Fuzzy Navel’ or ‘Purple Nipple’ sound like really lame heavy metal bands.

6. ‘Uh, I’ll just have a whiskey and coke please, no, not diet, the real stuff, yeah, thanks,’ could be your awkward bar-hopping catch phrase.

7. You rarely get invited on ‘serious’ shopping trips because not only do have very little fashion sense, you usually wind up wandering into Spencer’s and laughing at their selection of sex toys like a 16 year old virgin. They make bedazzled butt plugs?! Wouldn’t that like, hurt, or chafe or something? What if one comes off? Doesn’t seem very sanitary…

8. Phrases like ‘empire waist’ or ‘peasant cut’ mean very little if anything to you.

9. Makeup ‘contouring’ is basically a modern-day version of witchcraft you could never hope to possibly master. They have so many different brushes, what do they all do exactly?

10. The feeling of lipstick on your lips kind of freaks you out.

11. You look and feel like a new-born giraffe in short dresses. Summer dresses should be called ‘awkwardly lengthed’ dresses.

12. You don’t really know how to sit or exit a vehicle without flashing your lady parts to the entire world in a short dress or skirt. Bending over is pretty much out of the question.

13. You make friends with all the guys at the bar, or anywhere else for that matter, and get asked out by exactly… zero of them.

14. Your idea of an ‘updo’ involves the infamous messy bun with maybe a few bobby pins shoved in if things are really out of control.

15. At dance clubs you’re usually the girl in the corner entertaining people with your nonsensical dance moves that are obviously just meant to be amusing and are not how you really dance, duh. Its okay, people know you can’t dance; you can stop doing the ‘sprinkler’ now.

16. You were the girl during high school, surrounded by all her girlfriends, watching The Notebook while experiencing varying degrees of confusion and disbelief. As the two main characters died together in the most unrealistic death scene you’ve ever seen and your friends are ugly crying around you, you’re left wondering if next time you could all go see the second Lord of the Rings instead.

17. Your idea of a home cooked meal involves a box with a maximum of four instructions and even less necessary ingredients.

18. You are constantly baffled by current women’s fashion. Some of it you envy, but some of it seriously scares the crap out of you. I mean, what if she falls, she could break her neck or something.

19. Any sexual advances made toward you (or even in your general direction) by the opposite sex are usually met with strange, awkward laughter combined with a horrible case of word vomit.

20. You’re probably pretty content with who you are and don’t see much of a reason to try and be anything else. I mean, even in a baggy Star Wars t-shirt and jeans you’ve owned for five years, you’re still a girl, right?

Karena menatapmu dari lini masa tidak cukup,
Aku butuh kamu.
Dalam bentuk utuh.
Dihadapanku.
Kamu boleh pergi kalau kamu mau. Kamu boleh memilih jika kamu suka. Kamu boleh bertahan bila kamu sanggup. Karna; kamu harus bahagia, itu saja.

It scares me when you call. It freaks me out because there is nothing more I want than to answer the phone and hear you say all the things you couldn’t say to me. But I know if I answer, all I’ll get is a drunk dial. All I’ll get is you asking if I want to come over. So I can’t answer your calls. I can’t. Do you understand the pain you have put me through the past year? Year. Not a week, or four months, or even two months, but the past twelve.

I have cried over you so much it feels like part of a daily routine. I cannot believe people when they compliment me because I am terrified they are lying to my face. I’m afraid to ever fall for someone again because they’ll leave me in the blink of an eye. And I’ll have to go through this all over again. Do you know the horrible things you’ve yelled at me? The back and forth tug-of-war you play with me because you’re bored? Because I do.

And you know what else I remember? How I loved you for you. I loved you unapologetically, without any fear, and was incredibly happy with you. She was concerned that you didn’t wear expensive enough clothing. I loved being able to pick something out for you to wear in the morning. I thought you were talented, and incredible, and the fact you chose to spontaneously write a novel made me happy for you, because you were clearly very interested in it. I threw myself wholeheartedly into loving you, and I was met with a sharp, unexpected, twelve-foot wall.

So I put up my own walls now. I don’t ever let anyone tell me they might like me. I don’t let anyone get close. I go in the bathroom to cry and don’t come out until I look picture perfect again. I make self-deprecating jokes because it’s easier to do that than to admit I’m petrified no one will ever truly love me. I go to hook up with other guys and the minute they try and compliment me, I have to physically shush them. Do you know how screwed up that is? I can’t take a compliment anymore. From anyone. I build a fifty-foot wall before I’ve even said hello.

It’s not just there. It’s been a year and I’m finally developing real feelings for someone else, and that scares the crap out of me. I’m scared he knows that I like him. I’m frightened that if he knows, he has power over me and therefore has the power to do to me what you did all over again. And I know I’m screwing myself over with this, because he’s unlike anyone I’ve met, and he’s nice and smart and entirely too good for me. But I can’t do anything about it. I’ve got rules because of you. Keep your walls up.

I can’t take this game you want to play. You want me to be available when it’s convenient for you. And I may be putting up walls and trying to guard myself but I will make sure that no matter how much I want to, I will never go by your agenda again. If you’ve taught me one thing, it’s that I have to operate on my own schedule, because you’re never going to fight for me.

So, make up your mind. If you want me, really start fighting for me. Don’t pretend. And if you don’t, please. Stop calling.

  • Situasi: pagi-pagi lagi di club house
  • Cewe: buset setrikaan pagi pagi gini rajin amet
  • Cowo: mau jemput nyokap di bandara, baju harus rapih, harus ganteng pokoknya
  • Cewe: mau tambah ganteng ga?
  • Cowo: apaan? Dipinjemin gel rambut? Parfum?
  • Cewe: engga.. ini sekalian setrikain baju gue.. ntar jamin deh tambah ganteng ... di mata gue..
  • Cowo: ........
  • Situasi: lagi ngomongin anak-anak temen papa yg namanya diambil dari pandawa 5
  • Ibu: bisma mah dari pandwa 5 kan..
  • Bapa: bukan bisma mah yang berangkat jam 7 atau jam 9...
  • Ibu: ......
  • Bapa: eh itu mah bis malam....
  • Mega: eh kemaren dbl siapa yg menang?
  • Mimin: trinitas
  • Ijus: bpk 2
  • Mega: BOONG! Etapi cowo trinitas ganteng ganteng ya...
  • Ijus: emang pada mau sama elu?
  • Mega: .................

1. Most of us barely know ourselves at this point in our lives. We don’t know what we want, where we’re going, or how to make ourselves happy 100% of the time. Some of us won’t stay in the same cities for very long when our career goals are constantly in flux. It is oftentimes disastrous, then, when we attempt to be responsible for someone else’s feelings, desires, and hopes. We haven’t taken the training wheels off our own lives yet! (For example, how am I supposed to love someone else fully when I don’t even know what my favorite burrito toppings are? I need to know myself before I try to know someone else)

2. Whether we are still in school or working a job, time is a precious commodity that we often have to split between our friends and our significant others. Most lovers come and go, but friends are forever. Staying single means we can hang out more often with the people who will always matter to us. These are the people who will stick around if we ever break up with the person we thought was the #one. These are the people who will buy us ice cream, watch Anna Karenina with us, and hold our hands when we discover via social media that our ex has started dating someone who may or may not look like a horse on tranquilizers. Our friends are our true soulmates.

3. I don’t know about most people, but I fall in love about every five minutes. This morning, I fell in love with the barista who gave me a free croissant with my coffee (I fall in love with anyone who offers me free food). This afternoon, I fell in love with the guy who wore a tank with Ben Bernanke’s face on it to the gym. Tomorrow, I will probably fall in love with twenty more people — some of whom I will never see again, some of whom I will and should see again. The point is that people are beautiful and exciting, and the world is rife with options. There is plenty of time to settle down later in life, but we should seize the moment (carpe that diem) to explore as much of the romantic landscape as we can. Besides, we’re never going to be this young and gorgeous again (at least, naturally) so why not make the most of it?

4. Relationships hold us accountable — which can be positive but can also be a little less rainbows-and-puppies than we’d prefer. Sometimes, all we want is to spend a Friday night out with the girls — flirting with the tattooed waiter at our neighborhood haunt and hopping into bed with a box of cheesy bread and a liter of Gatorade when the sun starts to rise…this becomes much more difficult when we have to answer to a boo-thing who is going to complain about the pungent cheese smell on our pillows the next time they come over.

5. Cuddling with humans is fun, but doing it regularly gets exhausting. Cuddling with body pillows or pets (I highly recommend cats) will ensure that no one else’s snoring keeps us up all night or that we won’t wake up with odd muscle cramps. If we’re in dire need of a body-to-body snuggle session, we can just call up one of our willing friends instead!

6. Valentine’s Day is approaching with full force. Traditionally, this is a highly important holiday for couples who are interested in showcasing their #love to the world with Facebook statuses and carefully framed Instagram shots. Those of us who are gloriously single have it much easier. We don’t have to worry about finding suitable presents for our nonexistent significant others or making sure that our social media circles know we are in happily committed relationships. Instead, we can stock up on boxes of candy for ourselves! A dear friend and I plan on getting together, eating chocolate until we feel sick, and marathon-watching episodes of Seinfeld on this special occasion. I wouldn’t have it any other way.

1. I wish I’d had the courage to live a life true to myself, not the life others expected of me.

When people realize that their life is almost over and look back clearly on it, it is easy to see how many dreams have gone unfulfilled. Most people had to die knowing that it was due to choices they had made, or not made.
From the moment that you lose your health, it is too late. Health brings a freedom very few realize, until they no longer have it.

2. I wish I didn’t work so hard.

This came from every male patient that I nursed. All of the men I nursed deeply regretted spending so much of their lives on the treadmill of a work existence.

3. I wish I’d had the courage to express my feelings.

Many people suppressed their feelings in order to keep peace with others. As a result, they settled for a mediocre existence and never became who they were truly capable of becoming. Many developed illnesses relating to the bitterness and resentment they carried as a result.

4. I wish I had stayed in touch with my friends.

Often they would not truly realize the full benefits of old friends until their dying weeks and it was not always possible to track them down. Many had become so caught up in their own lives that they had let golden friendships slip by over the years. There were many deep regrets about not giving friendships the time and effort that they deserved. Everyone misses their friends when they are dying.

5. I wish that I had let myself be happier.

This is a surprisingly common one. Many did not realize until the end that happiness is a choice. They had stayed stuck in old patterns and habits. The so-called ‘comfort’ of familiarity overflowed into their emotions, as well as their physical lives. Fear of change had them pretending to others, and to their selves, that they were content. When deep within, they longed to laugh properly and have silliness in their life again.

Setengah mati dibalas setengah hati. Iris nadi.
@catwomanizer